Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.