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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.