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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.