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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.