How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.