How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks