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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.