Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Gotham Jokes More Gotham Jokes

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon