Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.