Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.