What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side