What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.