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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Bribe Jokes More Bribe Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Sepp Blatter Jokes More Sepp Blatter Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.