Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.