Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.