Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.