Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.