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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.