Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.