Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot