Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks