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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks