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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.