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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."