Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial