What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Engineering Jokes More Engineering Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor