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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...