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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.