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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.