What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!