What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.