What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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God knows he's not a surgeon.

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God save the kin.

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!