What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.