Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.