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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned