Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

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What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why are hot pickle buns so popular in Polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.