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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned