What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.