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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.