What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.