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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!