What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.