What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.