Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.