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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!