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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.