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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten