What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How long is a 0 or 1?

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.