What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten