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How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.