Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor