Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
With its punchline
For resisting a rest.
He resisted a rest.
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.
I can maintain polite conversation.
Because they lasted a minute in battle
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
The Captain's Log.
He was looking for the Captain's log.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
He began to feel Merry.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
