Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

Starship Enterprise Jokes More Starship Enterprise Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

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87 Story Jokes More 87 Story Jokes

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.