Reader Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.