Removed
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
With its punchline
The Captain's Log.
Nikki Menage a Troi Courtesy of Jokels.com:
From Stephen King - The Cell)
Information Technology by Stephen King
The Dear Reader.
Dear Reader
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Just reddit.
They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds
They're afraid of catching fire!
He always says it with a hard "arrr."
Really anything with a strong Heroine
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!