Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry