Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Execution Jokes More Execution Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ()

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....