Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.