Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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The pan... duh