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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers