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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.