What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.