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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte