Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
The nun has hope in her soul!
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because they research everything.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Because he was bean stalked.....
Wrap.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Basic Math
STARbucks.
Because they find him very down to earth.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
