Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.
Because they find him very down to earth.
Telescope
They're both summary!
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
The same thing Arkansas
Lawn chair.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
The deceased!
Chicken sees-a salad
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
He buys it from Starbucks...
