Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.