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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.