What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.