What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!