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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!