What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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Salt Lick City.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.