What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door