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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!