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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5