9 mouths
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Flush the toilet.
An astronaut.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Fill the tank
Because the prices were Solo
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
First grade.
Precedent.
So he could save his stool.
Because you have to change them.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Me: I love you.
The cat shat on the mat.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Out of the trash and into the garbage
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.