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Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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