Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...