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Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.