Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

7 Abortion Jokes More 7 Abortion Jokes

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!