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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!