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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Reaction Jokes More Reaction Jokes

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!