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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction