Biology Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.