Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

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Have everybody chip in.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Anether(another) Nether

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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