Ethiopia Jokes

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Staple Food Jokes More Staple Food Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Hunger Games Jokes More Hunger Games Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.