Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

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Staple food to the ceiling!

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