Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

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What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

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