Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Cause he been solo.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Staple Food Jokes More Staple Food Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.