Strap Jokes

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Dinomite Jokes More Dinomite Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...