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Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.