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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Woman Parachutist Jokes More Woman Parachutist Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Totem Pole Jokes More Totem Pole Jokes

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome