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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!