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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!