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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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You don't talk about fight club.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!