Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
In the non-friction section.
In Bhuddapest
Talking while driving.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Waka Flakamole
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A tacodile
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
