Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

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They can stick to the subject!

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A short woman trying like hell.

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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!