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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift