Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!