Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift