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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!