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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a Mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!