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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime