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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator