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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift