Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Eggnog-stic.
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Because it'd Krampus style.
They have the gift of tongues...
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
Because she's probably a keeper.
Because black boards matter.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
