Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Jose and Hose-B
She's a transparent.
A pineapple
A ladder in her stocking!
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
