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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!