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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans