What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!