How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim