How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line