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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.