How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.