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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin