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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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