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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Annette

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

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