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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.