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Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes More Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor