What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.