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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator