What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.