What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi