What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.