Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!