Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!