Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi