Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi