March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.