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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor