Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.