Armenian Genocide Jokes

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Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.