Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Turkey, apparently.
They both Quackle!
He was selling quack.
About a day.
One's a phony buck.
There is correction fluid on screen.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
A Serj Protector.
Because they don't like Turkey
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.