What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!