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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury