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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury