Indict Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Psi Phi.

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Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Fed-Ex

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A Pedo File.

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That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!