George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.