George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade