George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI