George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.